Every day over 800 Americans publish a book. That’s a fact because Wikipedia told me so, personally. Although not exactly “easy”, it really isn’t that hard to publish something. So, I am bucking that trend. Here are some books I am NOT working today:

1. The Seven Habits of Unsuccessful People with Really, Really Good Intentions
2. How to Raise a Happy Child by Being Their Best Friend
3. Thinking Your Way to a Good Life
4. Stopping Substance Abuse by Exerting Lots of Willpower
5. Following the Gut Feelings of Others
6. Small Talk and Ass Kissing: How to Succeed in a Corporate Environment